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I’m Pissed Off (With Myself – Again)

April 17, 2022  

By Charlie Hutton

April 17, 2022

It’s Easter Sunday and I’m still pissed off with myself. 

My monthly supplement habit showed up yesterday and turns out I ordered the wrong thing.

Thought I’d clicked the strawberries and cream flavoured protein.

Turns out, I didn’t. 

I ordered unflavoured

In bulk.

Five kilograms of the stuff to be precise.

Now, so that we are on the same page, when they say ‘unflavoured’ what they really mean is ‘thick, lumpy bull semen.’


And it’s my fault.

I wasn’t paying attention to the detail.

… I was doing it in a panic.

… I was doing it on my phone.

… I was doing it while distracted. 

And now, here I am, with my three months supply, paying the price. 

The funny thing is, 20 years ago I would’ve put up with it, and I would have chugged it down, day after day. 


Well, 12 hours in and that shit is intolerable. 

So I’ve just spent another hundred on strawberries and cream. 

Which brings me to the point of this email today.

… Because I don’t know about you, but for me, well, I’m too old to put up with shit I don’t like. 

Life’s too short. 

The good news being, that when you play this game for yourself, you are in a unique position to build what you like, how you like.

You do not have to tolerate tiresome shit. 

You can suffer in silence OR you can kick the crap to the kerb.

This week my friend, I’d urge you to choose the latter. 

That said, if you have a taste of Unflavoured Total Protein and you want 5KG of the stuff, let me know – and I’ll hook you up 🙂

First come first served.

Make More. Provide More. Be More.

Charlie Hutton


Founder Of The One Man Empire Movement.

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