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19 Reasons To Join A Cult (Part II)

March 23, 2023  

By Charlie Hutton

March 23, 2023

Seems talking ‘cults’ in Tuesday’s email hit a nerve, and some righteous troll exclaimed: 

“Cults are no joke. People have died!” 

This troll poked the bear (me.) 

So to poke the troll back, let’s dig a little deeper into this ‘cult’ right here – One Man Empire…

…Because if you’re looking for some ‘happy-clappy’ environment, you my friend should keep on looking. 

There are no cuddles, no praying and no ‘Kum Ba Yah’ here. 

Forget that. 

If you want a spiritual retreat in the woods with a glamping tent and some gentle acoustic guitar, you’ve come to the wrong place. 

None of that is happening inside these four walls. 

What is happening I hear you say? 

Well, I’m glad you asked…

Apart from being ruthlessly pushed to 1M+ and beyond, legend has it that men also experience these 19 side effects when they decide to saddle up and join us: 

  1. More chest hair 
  2. Pet T-Rex
  3. Westling bears 
  4. More money
  5. Growing a beard 
  6. Getting laid
  7. Steak for dinner
  8. Chiselled jaw 
  9. More freedom 
  10. Wife takes out the bin 
  11. Catching fish with bare hands
  12. Bigger TV 
  13. Bigger dog
  14. Bigger d – – – 
  15. Ride-on mower 
  16. Harley Davison 
  17. Not giving a damn 
  18. Bull riding 
  19. Arms of steel

Now, I can’t guarantee you all of these results. 

If you can’t find a T-Rex to buy then that’s on you. 

… B-U-T if you think you can handle it and if you want to push to 1M+ without an army of employees – then this might be your kind of cult, so… 

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Charlie Hutton


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